December 2010
105 posts
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Everyone should read Magical Thinking by Augusten Borroughs! I love that book; It is so funny and awesome!!!
Stupid Shit
My Grandfather: So this is the reason I say Foo Prie instead of Food Pride. I was watching a commercial for Food Pride, and they would have employees come on and advertise things like green bean that are like 3 cans for a dollar or something. And then a black employee would come on and advertise things that black people can relate to like ribs, and 25 pound buckets of lard. You know? and instead of Food Pride he would always say Foo Prie (then he made fun of the guy)
Me: ha? (seriously...what the fuck? Why did you procreate?)
Anonymous asked: what movie is that cheer thing from?
What did I come from?
Nana: So I was watching this program, and a Black came out! It was the halftime show of a basketball game, and he actually did pretty well! They were jump roping and it was just so cool! You'll have to see it. They like to keep a pretty even amount of blacks and whites you know.
Me: Cool. . .
Oh God
(While watching a stupid Sarah Palin's Alaska Commercial)
Me: Oh shut up Sarah Palin! No One cares.
My Grandfather: She might be our next president you know. She's great!
Me: (fuck) Oh cool. It would be nice to have a woman president. . .
My Grandfather: More, importantly a CONSERVATIVE woman president.
When do I tell him I'm gay?
rockandrollnigger-deactivated20 asked: I think I texted you, but I lost my phone, so I don't even know at this point.
Which bear is best? False. Black bear.
Holy Crap
I just spent a half an hour on the phone with tech support for my new ipod. :) She was really nice, and we had an interesting conversation while I waited for my computer to load. Wierd haha!
11794) I think it's weird when people don't have...
Hey! If anyone wants to buy a guitar, I have one in really great condition that I’ve only played like 3 times!
FUCK YOU!
That felt good haha!
Apparently I sound like the guy from Barenaked Ladies.
Reblog if you're a strong black woman who don't...
